My Majestic Life

The awkward moment when you’re in the middle of a Call of Duty game and your electric goes...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:44:37 -0400

The awkward moment when you’re in the middle of a Call of Duty game and your electric goes out. Fuck you, electricity, for making online gaming near impossible when a storm is near.

It’s been forever since I’ve posted on here. It will be more frequent now that I...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 16:43:41 -0400

It’s been forever since I’ve posted on here. It will be more frequent now that I actually have technology to do it with. My phone has taken a shit(getting a new one Saturday!!) And my laptop will be forever dead. Plus, I just got a tablet today. Fuck yes!! ^.^ anyways, I’ll be on my new tablet for awhile. If you want to ask questions, feel free. Technology hates me, so let’s hope that these new gadgets stay alive for a very long time.

Beez In The Trap?

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 19:34:12 -0400

If bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t say nothing, why do HUNDREDS of mother fuckers try to tell me something?

If Never Let Me Go by Florence + The Machine is not played at my wedding, my life will never be...

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:32:03 -0400

If Never Let Me Go by Florence + The Machine is not played at my wedding, my life will never be complete.

I wish I could just plain say what I have to say. Unfortunately, I can’t. Another day I will....

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:16:42 -0400

I wish I could just plain say what I have to say. Unfortunately, I can’t. Another day I will. I just need to muster up the courage..

Hoover is fucking weird. I love weird things, but he will sit on my lap, get off, then meow at my...

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 09:47:43 -0400

Hoover is fucking weird. I love weird things, but he will sit on my lap, get off, then meow at my bedroom door, like he’s calling for me. What a fucking weirdo.

Is it illegal to hang someone from a tree by hooks in their toes? :)

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 18:19:38 -0400

Is it illegal to hang someone from a tree by hooks in their toes? :)

Seriously so fucking exhausted.

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:33:03 -0400

Seriously so fucking exhausted.

Today was good. I had my favorite pizza place, and I got to buy absolutely nothing. Once we were on...

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:24:40 -0400

Today was good. I had my favorite pizza place, and I got to buy absolutely nothing. Once we were on our way home, we got downpoured on. It was fucking fantastic, haha. There was a tornado warning!! :O it was terribly windy. Overall a good day, though. Things are getting a little better. Oh well, the show must go on!

I’m obsessed with Little Mix - Wings. It’s such a positive song, and I love it....

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:58:50 -0400

I’m obsessed with Little Mix - Wings. It’s such a positive song, and I love it. Secondly, today is my little brother’s 12th birthday. It makes me feel terribly old. I remember sitting in the hospital for HOURS just waiting and doing absolutely nothing. My parents also never told me they were gonna have him. I overheard them saying “I don’t think we should tell Kole that we’re having a baby yet.” with my bat ears. I went to my mom and said excitedly “I’m gonna have a baby brother or sister?!” with my little 7 year old voice, haha. Anyways, I’ve gotta get ready for my favorite pizza place. See ya later, tumblr!!!

I swear, people don’t know how to fucking drive. Anyways, Happy Birthday to the woman who...

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:32:59 -0400

I swear, people don’t know how to fucking drive. Anyways, Happy Birthday to the woman who popped me out of her vagina. I love you mom! She’s turning 40 and to be honest, is the best mom ever. It’s kind of weird, really. Her and I are really good friends. You could compare us to Rory and Laurelei from Gilmore Girls. That’s basically our friendship/relationship. She’s helped me out in too many ways to count, and I really, REALLY appreciate everything she’s done. She may be having a hard time, but things will get better :) and I’ll probably be posting tonight again. I’ll definitely post tomorrow for sure!

You

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:29:29 -0400

I’ve been listening to You by The Pretty Reckless just about nonstop. If you’ve never heard of it, check it out.

How I woke up this morning. Exhausted.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:57:18 -0400

How I woke up this morning. Exhausted.

Well, I guess its safe to say I’m done with this relationship. I’m done lingering on a...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 21:00:39 -0400

Well, I guess its safe to say I’m done with this relationship. I’m done lingering on a love that will never be. It’s pointless and I’m ready to find someone who truly loves me, and loves everything I do. Not just someone who’s in love with the idea of loving me. I want someone to travel the world with me, and be my best friend. Who laughs at my jokes and can make me laugh, too. Possibly even sing with me while they play guitar. That’s all I want, really. If they were good looking, that’d be okay, too. ANYWAYS, I should probably stop ranting. I went camping this past weekend, and we got rained out but it was one of the best weekends I’ve had. I also went to my mom’s 40th “surprise” birthday party. All in all, great weekend and my mom and brother’s birthday are this week! I’ll be busy again, so I’ll keep an update.

Been here for 2 hours straight, just finishing out my hair now :) Waiting for it to dry and...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 15:12:38 -0400

Been here for 2 hours straight, just finishing out my hair now :) Waiting for it to dry and I’ll post pictures later!! Mainly because my phone is dying.

Feeling a bit like someone on welfare. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I feel...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 12:12:05 -0400

Feeling a bit like someone on welfare. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I feel weird. I didn’t wash my hair because I’m getting my hair done and I’m in a Burger King. I never really go to Burger King or get my hair done in public, so this is weird. I feel completely disgusting.

Undeniably depressed. And its only gonna get worse from here. I just wish I had someone to talk to....

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:28:22 -0400

Undeniably depressed. And its only gonna get worse from here. I just wish I had someone to talk to. It seems my problems just aren’t enough for anyone to care about.

I hate most people. Whatever. I’m getting my hairs done again Sunday! No more damn roots! So...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 17:20:13 -0400

I hate most people. Whatever. I’m getting my hairs done again Sunday! No more damn roots! So pumped!! ^.^

It’s pretty safe to say I’m eliminating the bullshit out of my life. Anyways, I got to...

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 21:04:10 -0400

It’s pretty safe to say I’m eliminating the bullshit out of my life. Anyways, I got to thinking. Tomorrow my family plans to go to an amusement park. I don’t particularly like to ride rides. They’re just not my cup of tea, honestly. I told my mom if she could find someone else to take the ticket, to do so. I don’t want her to waste the ticket. Keep in mind the ticket is free. I told her I’d go if she can’t get anyone else, or if she wanted me to. Unfortunately, my mom is a lunatic and just automatically thinks I don’t want to go. It’s completely not the case. I said if she could find someone in my place, to take them instead of me. I just don’t want her to waste the ticket.. is that so terrible of me? =\

Oh hey! Haven’t posted on here in a long ass time because unfortunately my laptop is broken...

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:59:25 -0400

Oh hey! Haven’t posted on here in a long ass time because unfortunately my laptop is broken and I have no other way to get on tumblr aside from my phone. I’m sorry, tumblr, for neglecting you :(